dubya is PLESIDENT!!!
George dubya is PLESIDENT
and what is more in evindence
is the re-splesidence of his performing, hence
that he'll be an Executive Chef Occifer to
set the table straight for the straightest
and the narrownest of the largesse of the NultiMationals!
He believed in
Texas. He believed he'd have it.
And he had it.
up to the voting table of the
Un-tied W States and look
how he ate it up!
The US Gubbermint is his favorite Gubbermint,
(it's delicious!) and he promises to clean its
plate in no time lying down.
He is fascinated
by Gubbermint and eager
to learn what it does and what it can't.
It's like getting a new car, and we are all pilver-ridged
to be in the backseat of his driving it.
He's in the backseat with us now, too!!
George! George! Who's driving the car?
Relax and enjoy it, says Georgie,
it's Auto-W-matic, corporate interests
are running things for me.
indistinguished himself and people
slowly remember that he was once a US Precident.
He pardoned Gulliver North, and all the other Lilliputniks
of our bevelled Cold War error. And it is just his
father's foreign plicity that Bush the Younger hopes to amulate.
For all the Demoncrates who may still prostate
that all the
votes weren't counted
George says, Silly Demon-crates, you are mudsticks all.
You're missing the oblique velocity of the evidensity!!
a new math, easier to use(!), that Georgie promises,
You can count on
George counting for you!
And he anticipates much success in getting
approval on his
push for a 40% majority.
George dubya won the SPOILING bee
W is in the albino house
its now his official residensity!
Even if Gore is better, Bush is what you have in hand,
get Gore off your mind, and start thinking Bush!
promises a bi-partisan cleaning house
in the whiting house, and lobbyists of all creed
under the almighty W-capitalist
greed can eat their
pieces, as allotted based on
tributes to his Bush-es-ness.
And along with
the new math, here are some
alterations to the linguistic landscape:
of Housing, W, and Urban W-velopment
Roe W Wade
The Washington W Monument
we'll be re-enacting the final scene from
a Mad W, Mad W,
Mad W, Mad W
on April 1st
during each year of W's reign.
In closing, I'd
like to share a haiku which was written by W
himself, to show his oriental concern for the poet's plight.
Anticipating Springtime from the big W
windows of the White
House where I live now,
by the way, cuz I won
money! money! money! money! money! money! money!
bombs! bombs! bombs! bombs! bombs!
poem and webpage
are brought to you by:
the letter W,
the will of those people who
the interests of corporations everywhere
conservative white christians
and the threat of War (huh? good